I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980
Pets who love or hate their bath time
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
i wanna KISS YOU and you’re NOT HERE
He raised a sigh so piteous and profound. As it did seem to shatter all his bulk. And end his being.