(Source: awkward-lee)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

tagged: #sthaaaapppppp

(Source: unamusedsloth)

tagged: #hp

mydraco:

Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980

feliciasbitch:

beben-eleben:

Pets who love or hate their bath time

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

luvlyhuman:

i wanna KISS YOU and you’re NOT HERE

tagged: #dw

(Source: billieviper)

tagged: #dw

He raised a sigh so piteous and profound. As it did seem to shatter all his bulk. And end his being.

tagged: #dw