The Doctor: Only a madman talks to thin air. And trust me, you don’t want to make me mad.
Hello! Oka — [gulp, nauseated expression] New teeth. That’s weird. So where was I? Oh, that’s right — Barcelona!
Please, when Torchwood comes to write my complete history, don’t tell people I traveled through time and space with her mother.

RITTFLOAOATHS
Rolling In The Tardis Floor Laughing Our Asses Off And Then Having Sex
The Doctor: Ward 26. And watch out for the disinfectant.
Rose: Watch out for what?
The Doctor: The *disinfectant*!
Rose: The what?
The Doctor: *The disin… * - oh, you’ll find out.


